Barbie is a tall, leggy blonde who lives up to her name and who is one of our more popular additions to the Miami Babe Finder staff.  She admits that she is a wild party girl who fits perfectly into the lifestyle of a professional escort.  “I’m pretty wild, I admit it,” she says.  “I don’t think I’m qualified to do anything else. If I had to find a regular job, I don’t know if I would be able to hold on to it. When I am bored, or when somebody tells me to do something that I don’t want to do, or if I think I’m dealing with someone in authority who is a stuffed shirt, I just can’t handle it. I want to rail and scream and cry, I want to get away, I want to escape. Have you ever had the sort of job where you just fantasized about getting away all the time? That would be me in a regular job, a button-down job, a job for people who aren’t wild like me. Can you imagine caging a body like this behind a desk? I just wouldn’t be able to do it. I’d lose my mind. I’d break things and probably start the fire sprinklers going just so I would have a reason to run screaming from the building. Or worse, I would adjust to it. I would let it slowly kill my spirit, slowly sap my will to live, until I was one of those zombies who just gets up, goes to work, sits at a desk, goes home, goes to bed… and then gets up to do it all over again. I’m not sure what’s worse, actually. Is it worse to be homeless because you can’t hold a job like that, or to be soulless because keeping that job requires you to check your dreams at the door? Either way, that’s not for me. Some girls aren’t cut out for that mundane existence, and I’m definitely one of them. I just wouldn’t even know where to begin. I want to spend my nights in clubs and my days out by the water. I’m a bikini girl who likes a nice pool, preferably with one of those poolside bars. I remember the first hotel I ever stayed at that had a poolside bar. I must have spent every afternoon of my trip there, just soaking up the sun and drinking and enjoying myself. When it comes to drinks, I’m a frilly girly drink kind of girl. I don’t see any reason that liquor should be unpleasant. A good drink should be sweet and refreshing and it should be the kind of thing you can really enjoy. When I’m lounging out by the pool, I don’t want to be knocking back shots or anything else that makes me make some nasty face each time I drink it. I’m not looking to get a buzz on in the most industrial and efficient manner possible. I want to enjoy myself. A good drink should be recreation. It should never feel like work. That’s why I’m glad I’m a girl. Nobody ever gives me any grief about buying a sweet, fruity drink with plenty of umbrellas in it. I know that guys get grief from their friends sometimes for the same thing. If a guy orders a drink that he likes and that tastes good to him, if it’s not manly enough, he gets grief for that. Like a guy should only order snake venom and lighter fluid, and she be holding his nose while he downs each shot. I don’t understand that attitude. I like a manly man as much as the next girl, possibly more, but I also think a man should be able to drink whatever he finds tasty and nobody should judge him for it. Taste is one of those things you have no control over. What you like is what you like. You can’t control the type of drink you like any more than you can control the type of girl you like. Sure, some tastes are acquired… but if you have to ‘acquire’ a taste, that means you have to keep trying it and forcing it on yourself until it no longer bothers you. Why would you do that to yourself? And when I’m not lying out by the pool or being a party chick, I like to be the life of the party itself. I like to play risky party games like spin the bottle or truth or dare.  Most party games like that, most games that involve an element of dare, an element of challenge, they can teach you things about people. That’s why they get started originally, after all. People try to find new and unique ways to break the ice. They’re just trying to get to know the people they’re playing the game with. I think that’s the genesis of all games, really, and all play overall across society. When we play, when we engage in recreation, we’re letting ourselves relax. We’re having fun. We’re getting to know each other in a very comfortable setting. And when you add in the element of the game that prompts you to challenge your partners to either reveal something true or accept some kind of dare, you are discovering just where your friends’ and partners’ boundaries might lie. You are getting in touch with their innermost self. I think when playing a game like that, even something as simple as spin the bottle, you aren’t just playing a simple child’s game. You are taking yourself on a journey of self-discovery. I think it’s wonderful to learn who you are as a person. I think you’re doing yourself a tremendous favor when you plunge yourself deep into the waters of self-discovery. And if you can do that with somebody sexy, if you can explore your sexuality while you are at it, well, everybody wins a party game like that. Absolutely everybody wins.”